… for Christmas has arrived! Muahahahaha!
I love being a parent at Christmas time.. because you get to torture children until Christmas Morning!
That’s right, you heard me! I am torturing my children. *maniacal cackle*
I have performed the ultimate form of torture for children at this time of year.
I took a ridiculously large box, wrapped it in Christmas paper and stuck it under the tree! Muahahahaha!
Even worse.. I double boxed and double wrapped it, so they have absolutely no way of knowing what’s inside! This year, my evil plans will not be foiled!
It’s better when there is nothing in it, and it vanishes christmas eve night.
For My Name is Evil, and in Darkness do I cackle!
I bow before your superior evilness. I have been.. outdone. *goes off to sulk in darkness, alone and deprived of her holiday mayhem*
Ahh but true evil would be to steal the idea.