Do Not Eat?

So… I’m flipping through one of three American Civ books this evening, in an effort to stave off the evil that we all know as homework… and I find this:

Inside… is one of those little magnetic anti-shoplifting tags. So.. I’m looking at this and thinking, “They don’t put these warnings on stuff like this unless someone actually does it and then sues someone over it. What dumbass opened up a history book and decided to EAT what he found in the pages?”

The world is full of idiocy. I had to share