… for Christmas has arrived! Muahahahaha!
I love being a parent at Christmas time.. because you get to torture children until Christmas Morning!
That’s right, you heard me! I am torturing my children. *maniacal cackle*
I have performed the ultimate form of torture for children at this time of year.
I took a ridiculously large box, wrapped it in Christmas paper and stuck it under the tree! Muahahahaha!
Even worse.. I double boxed and double wrapped it, so they have absolutely no way of knowing what’s inside! This year, my evil plans will not be foiled!