Everyone is doing their year end round-ups right now.
I’ve decided that since every other news site and blog on the planet is giving you the round up of the same old stories, I’m going to give you a round up of the coolest stories of 2005. Mine! *chuckle*
The nominees for coolest story of the year are: *insert drum roll here*
January: Do Not Eat
It doesn’t get much more cool than realizing that there have to be people on this Earth that are far less intelligent than you are.
February: Hunter S. Thompson Passes.
This story ranks as cool because Hunter S. Thompson’s funeral involved cannon fire and some other weirdness. Besides, how could Hunter S. Thompson do anything that was less than cool, even in death?