I’ve been trying to figure this one out all day.. and I think I finally have.
The guy that sits directly behind me in math class, let off a stink bomb in the class room today. The evidence is thus:
I walked into the classroom. Classroom smelled normally, nothing out of the ordinary. Dude in question walks in with two of his buds, and all three of them were laughing about something. The minute the guy sat down behind me, the smell started up. It hit me in the face. Everyone in the class was covering their faces with their shirts. The instructor then walked in and wrinkled his nose and said, “Where is that coming from?”
We all looked around and determined it was coming from the back of the classroom. Then we opened all the windows and doors and the instructor went on with class.
As we got up to leave, the guy behind me dropped a yellow and red box on the floor that looked a lot like this one.
And my final piece of evidence? The odor is still stuck to my clothes. At first we thought it was natural gas. Natural gas doesn’t stick to your clothes like this. Also.. the guys in the back of the class were giggling like crazy and asking repeatedly for the instructor to cancel class.
So here’s what I have to say to these jerkwads. Some of us do not have Mommy and Daddy paying for our college tuition. Some of us are in school because we CHOOSE to be there. I know this may be a shock to you, but it’s true. Finally, if you don’t want to show up, it’s your problem. Don’t make it anyone else’s. This is college, not high school. No one’s making you go to class.
